So, you've stumbled upon my quaint corner of the web and want to know a bit about yours truly?

I go by many names - Smithwicks, Cornelius Bumpleseed, Big Collect, et cetera ad nauseum.

The name's Bill, for short.

I don't go by that offline, but it suffices for an internet persona.

I'm a student of the clerical arts, a poet, a latinist, a collector of retro tech.

There's much that could be said, but I'll leave it to the rest of my page (and the learning I'll do along the way).

A big thanks to SDF for all they do!